the box of flies

the never-ending mad tea-party with my imaginary friends Michael, Ted, and Henry

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WAIT.

fitsforfitz:

padalecriss:

roryflanaham:

thehappynork:

What if our life was just a fandom, and we were fictional characters being watched by fangirls and fanboys, and they shipped us with our friends and family and everything that moved and everything that didn’t. And SOPA/PIPA/ACTA is this big final climax before 2012.

Because the world doesn’t end in 2012.

THE SERIES DOES.

#OH MY GOD WHO AM I SHIPPED WITH? #ARE THERE SHIPPING WARS ABOUT ME?

OH MY ACTUAL GOD

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I’m a beast. Just finished a 30-minute test of 30 questions about traffic regulations in five minutes. Without a single mistake.

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Michael, you great penetrator.

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Strawberry milk and cookies!

Permalink ohne-dich: can i just marry this moment? harry’s just spoken in parseltounge and everyone is freaking the FUCK out and then we get this shot of Snape’s face, and he’s not scared or horrified or even amazed - and when you rewatch it occurs to you that snape is worried, and he’s just thinking ‘lily… what the FUCK is going on with your son?’ because up until now snape’s always looked out for harry ~~behind the scenes and openly disliked him whenever they’re both on screen but then there’s this and it takes everyone by surprise and snape’s facade drops for like a second because this is the kid he’s promised to protect no matter what, and it’s clear from all this crazy shit that happens to harry that it’s not going to be an easy job. and snape knows from the look on harry’s face that he didn’t know he was a parseltounge and it’s suddenly incredibly clear that harry has no idea who the fuck he actually is - the powers he has, the prophecy, none of it - and snape’s just hit with the fact that harry NEEDS to be protected because he can’t protect himself ALAN RICKMAN I COMMEND YOU I SERIOUSLY DON’T THINK ANYONE ELSE COULD PLAY SNAPE YOU ROCK THOSE GREASY LOCKS BABY THIS POST.  
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God, I just laughed so hard.

Here I am reading:

“LEFT BRAIN- I am the left brain
I am a scientist. A mathematician.
I love the familiar, I categorize. I am accurate. Linear.
Analytical. Strategic. I am practical.
Always in control. A master of words and lenguage.”

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lenguage

A master of language. O rly?

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There’s something in that movie Paper Man.

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huntersprey:

need a friend that will stay fucking true, will tell me anything and everything, not more of these pathetic people who just think they can walk in and out of my life