the box of flies

the never-ending mad tea-party with my imaginary friends Michael, Ted, and Henry

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Me and the Fox are jamming out to Starsailor - Four To The Floor (Thin White Duke Mix)

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Should I reblog this crack in a wall? I feel so sophisticated pondering about it.

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cuntakinte:

Oprah makes around $732 a minute just think about that

Oprah, can I have 10 minutes of your time?

(via pitchblackglow)

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canadumb:

i wonder how many 11 year olds are getting iphones this christmas 

I’m not. Oh wait, I’m 22.

(via swaggrrrl)

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I think I will go and eat some iScream now.

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so perfect

It’s a fucking avocado, for God’s sake! “So perfect” … seriously?
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  • me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
  • announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
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willow smith is 10 and she’s worth $4 million

i’m fifteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics 

I’m 22 and I’m not even going to finish this sentence…

(via thefeltons)

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