February 2012
9 posts
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Why do the things I want keep running away from me?
Feb 29th
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I’ve rediscovered R. Kelly and now I’m sitting on my bed, dancing with my upper body only to Thoia Thoing. This shit is seriously melodious. How does that make sense? Next up? Ignition. I need to go to a club soon otherwise I will die of lack of dancing.
Feb 28th
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Friend: I went to metalfest. 15 bands for 15 bucks, it was great! Me: :O A buck a band? You should have gone to 50 cent instead.
Feb 10th
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Henry [lecturing me on my behavior] Me [le crying]: I’m sooorry, I didn’t mean to freak.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
54,975 notes
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Feb 5th
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Michael just forbade me to poke his face.
I will never have fun again.
Feb 3rd
16 tags
It’s past 2pm and I’m still in my pajamas. All I’ve been doing today is youtubing, but I regret nothing because I found some amazing new music that I’d never heard before: Lior feat. Sia - I’ll Forget You The Like - He’s Not A Boy The Grates - Turn Me On Little Dragon - Twice Neutral Milk Hotel - Through My Tears The Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride No...
Feb 2nd
10 tags
Me [trying to cook when my nail polish hasn’t dried yet] Michael: Why are you holding your fingers like that? Me: I just painted my nails. Michael: NAIL POLISH ALERT!!! Ted [from the other room]: I’m not even going there until it’s dry! … Later: Ted [peeking around the corner]: May I come in now?
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
34 posts
5 tags
Where am I suppose to go? I want everything but I can nothing.
Jan 29th
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GAAAAAH!!! Here I am, innocently scrolling through a Harry Potter blog, suspecting nothing and all of a sudden Justin fucking Bieber comes up as its soundtrack. THE FUCK?
Jan 29th
3 tags
WAIT.
fitsforfitz: padalecriss: roryflanaham: thehappynork: What if our life was just a fandom, and we were fictional characters being watched by fangirls and fanboys, and they shipped us with our friends and family and everything that moved and everything that didn’t. And SOPA/PIPA/ACTA is this big final climax before 2012. Because the world doesn’t end in 2012. THE SERIES DOES. #OH MY...
Jan 28th
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I’m a beast. Just finished a 30-minute test of 30 questions about traffic regulations in five minutes. Without a single mistake.
Jan 26th
9 notes
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“Michael, you great penetrator.”
–  Me
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
9,158 notes
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Strawberry milk and cookies!
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
8,845 notes
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God, I just laughed so hard. Here I am reading: “LEFT BRAIN- I am the left brain I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar, I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and lenguage.” …. lenguage A master of language. O rly?
Jan 25th
6 tags
There’s something in that movie Paper Man.
Jan 21st
4 notes
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huntersprey: need a friend that will stay fucking true, will tell me anything and everything, not more of these pathetic people who just think they can walk in and out of my life
Jan 21st
6 notes
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Today is a buckwheat day! I got buckwheat for breakfast, dinner, and supper.
Jan 21st
7 tags
Jan 21st
36,346 notes
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You know something is wrong when you read “fashioning” as “fisting”. The fuck? And then you find out that Michael has done exactly the same. NOT OKAY.
Jan 20th
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Me [poking Michael at 9 a.m.]: Michaeeel, wake up and download the new episode of the Big Bang before SOPA takes it away.
Jan 20th
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Wait, does this mean that I have to save all the pictures that I’ve hearted?
Jan 19th
6 tags
Jan 19th
154 notes
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
46,878 notes
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riddlemetom: Prayers for Pirate bay isohunt bitTorrent rapidshare sendspace may you stay safe in these troubled times God, they’re really starting a war, aren’t they? This is all over the place. I mean, why now? Where were they earlier? Is this because the end of the world is coming? Because I can feel it, oh yeah. 
Jan 19th
177 notes
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Me: Oh, I know whom I’d like to keep me warm. Friend: Snape is not allowed.
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
70 notes
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Jan 15th
62,202 notes
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The sun just blinded me.
Jan 13th
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It’s snowing! It’s snowing so very much. A myriad of tiny snowflakes. And in the very morning I had a dream that it was snowing.
Jan 13th
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Just got scared. She looks fuckin' possessed. →
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
30,131 notes
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Jan 11th
122 notes
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That asdfjkl; moment when your summer fling suddenly sends you a message.  How can one sleep after that?
Jan 4th
12 notes
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No, I can’t handle any porn or sexy stuff right now. I must stay… focused.
Jan 3rd
5 notes
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My exquisite supper: Lapland cheese, pickled plums, and rucola + pistachios for dessert.
Jan 2nd
14 notes
8 tags
That awkward moment when you wake up and all of a sudden the guy sleeping next to you in the dark looks like Ezra fuckin’ Fitz. The hell?
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
5,991 notes
December 2011
108 posts
9 tags
“You’re a fucking octopus!”
–  Me to Michael
Dec 30th
7 tags
That awkward moment when you want to ask someone something, but when you leave your room you discover that the entire house is completely dark and everybody has gone to bed.  
Dec 30th
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At my sister’s, trying to finish some crazy blue-ass puzzle. GAAH!
Dec 29th
4 tags
I'm starving.
Dec 29th
6 tags
Dec 29th
34,112 notes
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Michael [sitting in front of his über-laptop and making a video] Me and Ted [creep up, sit down behind his chair and start doing waves]: Wiiiii!!! Michael: Umm, what are you doing? Me: We’re cheering for you, Michael, so people who will see this video would think you have lots of fans and therefore decide to join your cult too. Michael: My friends are idiots. Me and Ted [simultaneously...
Dec 27th
3 notes
6 tags
Dec 27th
8,540 notes