January 2011
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Fuck you, life! I want to be someone else!
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I am who I am. I`m weird, I`m lame, I run into...
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Life is one big ball of cherries
– Link (Daria ep. Is It Fall Yet?)
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Daria and junkfood
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I can make your webpage anything you want, but there won`t be any unicorns.
– Michael
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Me: I have to go to the bathroom.
Michael: I’m coming with you. I’m coming with you.
[I shut the door in his face]
Henry: Guess she’s coming alone.
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Henry: Can you speak Italian?
Me: No, but I can speak Italic.
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Me: You can speak Italian?
Ted: *speaking Italian*
Me: What did you just say?
Ted: No idea. But you think it’s sexy so I’ll just keep jabbering away in Italian.
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well, well, if it isn`t Edward Cullen`s pet cat
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I can`t see myself getting married.
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That awkward moment when you walk into the kitchen...
FUCK YEAH!
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I was watching CSI: Las Vegas the other night and there was Justin Bieber in...
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There`s Bellatrix, Dumbledore and Wormtail in The...
That’s exactly what I was thinking about when I was watching the movie today. I almost yelled “Dumbledore!” when I heard Michael Gambon’s voice.
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Michael: I am NOT jealous!
Ted: Yeah, you’re just jelly.
Henry: Jealous jelly.
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Fuck you! *swat* I don’t approve of bugs in my face!
– Michael
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Something extraordinary and thoroughly wonderful happened today. Michael was looking at my reading materials for university and reading out loud random phrases. Then he came across one word in particular …
Michael: Ruthless… AAAAARGH!!! NOOOO!! I don’t wanna be ruthless!!!
Me&Henry&Ted: LOLOLOLOLOL
Michael: *cry*
Needless to mention that my name is Ruth.
[After a...
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WHY are you two in your underwear, chasing each other around the kitchen table...
– Henry about me and Michael
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Me: I think Ted’s one of those guys who shouldn’t say a word but who should just sit quiet and look good.
Ted: … Thanks.
Me: I don’t think he understood me too well.
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