December 2011
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“You’re a fucking octopus!”
– Me to Michael
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That awkward moment when you want to ask someone something, but when you leave your room you discover that the entire house is completely dark and everybody has gone to bed.
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At my sister’s, trying to finish some crazy blue-ass puzzle. GAAH!
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I'm starving.
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Michael [sitting in front of his über-laptop and making a video]
Me and Ted [creep up, sit down behind his chair and start doing waves]: Wiiiii!!!
Michael: Umm, what are you doing?
Me: We’re cheering for you, Michael, so people who will see this video would think you have lots of fans and therefore decide to join your cult too.
Michael: My friends are idiots.
Me and Ted [simultaneously...
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It’s already past midnight and I’m jamming out to Band Aid - Do They Know its Christmas 1984.
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spider: hey
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delibirds:
I like when people I follow make text posts about just anything in general, about their life or what they’re feeling or just anything. It makes following the person more fun and I get to see the personality of the person I’m following. Reblogged posts are okay, but it’s fun to know the person behind the blog too.
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Watch
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I’m learning to live without the things that I don’t need. Feels good.
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American Horror Story Season 2 Spoiler Alert: Find... →
josephmorgans:
With American Horror Story‘s first season resting in peace, Ryan Murphy is turning his attention to the show’s second act.
In a conference call with reporters on Thursday, the show’s cocreator confirmed that Connie Britton and Dylan McDermott will not be back as seriesregulars in Season 2.
“The second season of the show will be a brand new home or building to haunt,” Murphy...
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I want to have a very hipster Christmas this year. I’m just going to hang fucking triangles on my Christmas tree. If I have one that is, because cutting down a tree purely for personal purposes is probably bad. Forget it, Christmas trees are mainstream. I’m just going to decorate a broomstick.
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I have a new owl and it's so cute.
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Guy: I’m going skiing [to someplace].
Me: Ooh, jealous.
Guy: It’s too far away. Otherwise I could take you along.
Me: I can’t ski though.
Guy: Me neither. We could learn together.
Me: Rolling in the deeeep.
Guy: hahaha
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That strudel = That’s true though.
Walnut everything = Well, not everything.
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Michael [attempting to explain something to me]
Henry [jumps in and finishes it for him so that I can understand]
Michael: Oh, good thing I have this personal dictionary right here.
Me: The Michaelionary.
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Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
- Closed, but sometimes I forget to do that.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
- No.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
- Eh? Out.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
- No.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
- Yes. I don't know why but I think they're fun.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
- No.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
- A big bear.
8: Do you have freckles?
- No.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
- No, never.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
- Ugh, I don't know.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
- No. What for?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
- Yes.
13: What about pooped in the woods?
- No.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
- I have.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
- Sometimes.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
- LOL, none.
17: What size is your bed?
- My size. I fit perfectly in it.
18: What is your Song of the week?
- Funny, but I don't think I have one this week.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
- Yes.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
- Not really.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
- Probably something like Beverly Hillbillies.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
- In the forest.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
- Tea.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
- I'm probably the only person in the world who hasn't eaten a single chicken nugget.
25: What is your favorite food?
- Potato pancakes.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
- Apollo 13, Titanic, Mean Girls, Harry Potter ...
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
- What am I suppsed to do here? Give a name? Where's the sense in that?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
- LOL, no.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
- No.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
- Grade 8 probably.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
- I guess I could if I had to. Nothing too hard.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
- No.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
- No.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
- Umm, grilled cheese.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
- Anything with rucola.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
- Around midnight.
37: Are you lazy?
- Oh, yes.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
- Never dressed up for Halloween.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
- Snake.
40: How many languages can you speak?
- I don't dare say that I actually "speak" them all, but I usually say 5.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
- No.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
- The fuck is this?
43: Are you stubborn?
- Yes.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
- Ugh, don't watch them as much to judge.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
- I have.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
- No.
47: Do you sing in the car?
- No, I'm still not allowed to drive alone.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
- No.
49: Do you dance in the car?
- No. Gosh, is there even space to properly do that?
50: Ever used a gun?
- No.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
- A portrait? God, does everybody have portraits of themselves hanging on the wall?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
- Depends on the musical.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
- Kind of.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
- Yes.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
- What an American question to ask.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
- Honestly, I don't even remember.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
- Yes.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
- Yes.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
- Yes.
60: Wear slippers?
- No.
61: Wear a bath robe?
- No.
62: What do you wear to bed?
- Improvised pajamas or a nightshirt.
63: First concert?
- Elton John. I won the tickets.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
- An even more American question to ask. Never been to any of those.
65: Nike or Adidas?
- The fuck? Who cares?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
- Don't know Fritos so Cheetos, but really Lays and Estrella.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
- Peanuts.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
- No.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
- Yes.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
- Vaguely.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
- Umm, no?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
- LOL, Americans. NO.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
- Yes.
74: Own any record albums?
- No.
75: Own a record player?
- No.
76: Regularly burn incense?
- No.
77: Ever been in love?
- No.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
- Michael Jackson, Queen. Not possible anymore, eh? Muse then.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
- I don't fucking get to go to any concert I want.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
- Warm tea.
81: Tea or coffee?
- Tea.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
- The fuck is snickerdoodles? None. I don't use sugar.
83: Can you swim well?
- Yes.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
- Yes.
85: Are you patient?
- No.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
- No.
87: Ever won a contest?
- Yes.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
- No.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
- Hate olives.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
- I can knit. Not too well though.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
- Living room.
92: Do you want to get married?
- No.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
- NA.
94: Who was your HS crush?
- What's HS?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
- No.
96: Do you have kids?
- No.
97: Do you want kids?
- No.
98: Whats your favorite color?
- Yellow.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
- Yeah, I guess.
Phew!
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LOL my blog has turned into some kind of a weather forecast or whatever, but I don’t care, I have another blog for pretty pictures. This is where I write everything that pops into my head. That is probably why no one likes it. Oh, well…
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Now the weather outside is really frightful. It looks so beautiful though. How can I study if there’s this incredible spectacle of wind and snow outside my window?
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SNOOOOW!!!
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It’s December 19 and there’s no sign of snow, but it’s raining instead.
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I CANNOT BREEEEATHE!
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[..] that i wasn’t so socially awkward and guys would actually like me and i would feel comfortable around them. fuck life. i want to start again.
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princessbeckett:
what really sucks is when you get really attached to people and you can feel that they arent as attached to you as you are to them and you feel annoying and want to die
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Everything is so grey outside. I like.
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On the upside, my lips now look almost like Angelina Jolie’s. LOL
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Still 20 minutes before I can eat! Oh wait … I can barely open my mouth. And I wonder how would anything taste covered in blood gravy. AND there’s a whole list of things I am not allowed to eat, like anything warm. FML
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So I got my wisdom tooth pulled out by a young and handsome dentist who winked at me aferwards.
I still have a mouth full of blood and it’s beginning to hurt as the anesthesia is wearing off. Yay! Have fun learning for the two exams you have on Monday!
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Goddamn wisdom tooth!! I shall have you pulled out if you don’t shut up!
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“Death = Failure to fulfill one’s wellness potential.”
– Politically Correct Dictionary
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Job going.
huntersprey:
Position: Girlfriend Apply in Ask.
Guess I got rejected, lol. Got no feeback whatsoever. Oh well, my bed still loves me.
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“Red Riding Hood set off with her basket of food through the woods. Many people...”
– A Postmodern Little Red Riding Hood
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oh the weather outside is frightful
but the internet is so delightful
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Just yelled at my mom a bit. Gaah. And now she’s upset with me. Double-gaah.
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Please wait an hour before asking anymore questions? The fuck, tumblr? The fuck?
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okay, nasty porn is flooding my dash right now.
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Always after eating potato chips I wish I hadn’t.
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imaslytherinbitch:
I HAVE A SWORD DAMMIT