Michael [sitting in front of his über-laptop and making a video]

Me and Ted [creep up, sit down behind his chair and start doing waves]: Wiiiii!!!

Michael: Umm, what are you doing?

Me: We’re cheering for you, Michael, so people who will see this video would think you have lots of fans and therefore decide to join your cult too.

Michael: My friends are idiots.

Me and Ted [simultaneously grab the legs of the chair Michael’s sitting on and topple him over]

Me: They might be idiots, but they don’t seem to be your friends.

Me and Ted [fall into a hysteric laughing fit]