the box of flies

the never-ending mad tea-party with my imaginary friends Michael, Ted, and Henry

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My God, how I love shopping!

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How is it possibly possible to love Harry Potter this much?

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Blair needs to be with Louis

I knew something like this would happen. There was always a greedy monster inside Chuck and I’ve been growing sick of him for a while now. I used to ship Blair/Chuck but I really feel this is the end of them and Blair needs to move on. Blair was always a royalty and this would make it official.

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Me [giving Michael a crushing hug]: Thank you, thank you!

Michael [choking]: He-help … help … me …

Ted: Aww, look at them. Ain’t they sweet?

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Me: what do you expect?

Man: just a little more love.

Me: I’m not sure if God ever gave me any.

Man: I give it to you.

Me: are you God? haha. no really, I don’t feel any love.

Man: yeah, I give you my love

Me: how?

Man: via skype

Me: virtual love? that shit ain’t even real.

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